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Nuts About You Boxers

$ 22.00
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Consider this the most successful egg drop experiment in history.  -The Ball Bag: Where conventional boxers bunch up and squeeze around your acorns like a particularly sadistic python, ours were ingeniously designed to give your balls breathing room and support. -Ridiculously Soft and Breathable Material: we’ve been able to create moisture-wicking boxers that vent heat from your chestnuts to keep them from roasting. -Wedgie-Free Design: No more ducking around corners to tug out your knotted underwear like a psycho. -Anti-Noodling Waistband: Engineered to avoid this awkward fate thanks to a soft and highly flexible waistband that remembers your measurements like a tailoring savant. -Better Stitching, No Itching: Even a millimeter of raised or poorly placed stitching can painfully score your sack like a Brillo pad. Thanks to our durable, no-itch flatlock stitching, you won’t ever have to worry about that. Runs slightly small.
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